Tag: definitely a joke
member name: Bob C.
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February 23, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What . . .
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November 17, 2007 11:21 PM EST --
The other night I couldn't sleep so I clicked on some late night TV. As is prone to be on at that time of night I came across an informercial. This one was a little different though; in fact maybe . . .
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November 19, 2007 09:19 AM EST --
Funny for a Monday! I'm not married just yet so this can't be me:
Take Off My Clothes
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told . . .
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November 19, 2007 10:44 PM EST --
Okay this is a really stupid one but what the hey! Tom is shutting the site now for "routine maintenance in 19 minutes. I want to see how quick the Gatherites can comment. Let's see how many comments . . .
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November 21, 2007 11:09 PM EST --
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him; Is he still wrong?
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November 26, 2007 02:43 AM EST --
Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I . . .
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December 07, 2007 01:38 AM EST --
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director :
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. . . .
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December 07, 2007 09:41 AM EST --
Blondes and Ice Cubes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.
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January 05, 2008 02:37 PM EST --
Fred and Mary got married, but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, . . .
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January 06, 2008 02:11 PM EST --
Smoking Hot older ladies in the rain;
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, . . .
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January 08, 2008 12:23 AM EST --
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first . . .
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January 08, 2008 10:41 AM EST --
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly . . .
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February 02, 2008 09:18 PM EST --
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip . . .
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February 05, 2008 09:39 AM EST --
While walking down the street one day, a US senator is hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St . . .
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February 06, 2008 11:08 PM EST --
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. . . .
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February 10, 2008 10:48 AM EST --
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and . . .
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February 25, 2008 07:10 AM EST --
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's . . .
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February 26, 2008 12:08 AM EST --
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on . . .
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March 01, 2008 09:01 PM EST --
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the . . .
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March 02, 2008 07:01 PM EST --
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still . . .
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