Tag: sex
member name: Bob C.
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January 08, 2008 12:23 AM EST --
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first . . .
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February 02, 2008 09:18 PM EST --
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip . . .
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February 14, 2008 08:15 AM EST --
Feb 14 In early History becoming the first Saint Valentine's Day
The eve of the Roman feast of Lupercalia. Naked youths would run through Rome, anointed with the blood of . . .
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February 25, 2008 07:10 AM EST --
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's . . .
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March 01, 2008 09:01 PM EST --
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the . . .
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March 02, 2008 07:01 PM EST --
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still . . .
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March 11, 2008 06:41 AM EDT --
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could . . .
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January 09, 2008 01:42 AM EST --
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and . . .
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January 18, 2008 08:43 AM EST --
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man . . .
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January 19, 2008 05:49 PM EST --
One day Mom is cleaning Junior's Room and finds a kinky S&M Magazine.
She hides it and waits until Dad gets home to show it to him.
"What do you think we should do about this"? . . .
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January 20, 2008 12:57 PM EST --
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when . . .
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January 23, 2008 08:41 AM EST --
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. . . .
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January 24, 2008 08:18 AM EST --
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
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January 28, 2008 01:15 AM EST --
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.
"What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.
''Some things you just can't . . .
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January 30, 2008 07:41 AM EST --
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to bed. . . .
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February 14, 2008 12:26 AM EST --
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
(I have to admit that I had to think about this one for a few seconds)
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December 12, 2007 08:57 AM EST --
Talk Dirty to Me
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment .
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
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December 15, 2007 05:16 PM EST --
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with . . .
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December 18, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What the hell are you doing?"
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January 09, 2008 09:36 AM EST --
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot . . .
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