Tag: twisted
member name: Bob C.
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November 30, 2007 09:06 AM EST --
Nov 30 1991
In Costa Mesa, California, battered wife Omeima Nelson kills her abusive husband and then proceeds to cook him. She says; "I did his ribs just like in a restaurant. It's . . .
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November 17, 2007 11:21 PM EST --
The other night I couldn't sleep so I clicked on some late night TV. As is prone to be on at that time of night I came across an informercial. This one was a little different though; in fact maybe . . .
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November 19, 2007 09:19 AM EST --
Funny for a Monday! I'm not married just yet so this can't be me:
Take Off My Clothes
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told . . .
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November 19, 2007 10:44 PM EST --
Okay this is a really stupid one but what the hey! Tom is shutting the site now for "routine maintenance in 19 minutes. I want to see how quick the Gatherites can comment. Let's see how many comments . . .
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November 21, 2007 11:09 PM EST --
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him; Is he still wrong?
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November 26, 2007 02:43 AM EST --
Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I . . .
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January 05, 2008 02:37 PM EST --
Fred and Mary got married, but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, . . .
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January 06, 2008 02:11 PM EST --
Smoking Hot older ladies in the rain;
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, . . .
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January 08, 2008 12:23 AM EST --
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first . . .
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January 08, 2008 10:41 AM EST --
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly . . .
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February 02, 2008 09:18 PM EST --
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip . . .
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February 04, 2008 07:45 AM EST --
Feb 4 1783
A large earthquake in Calabria Italy leaves 50,000 dead.
Feb 4 1899
On patrol in the city of Manila, Private William Grayson shoots three Filipino soldiers when they fail . . .
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February 11, 2008 10:39 PM EST --
Sorry good people of Gather, this one is a bit late today!
Feb 11 1790
Society of Friends petitions Congress for abolition of slavery
Feb 11 1852
1st British public female . . .
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February 12, 2008 08:24 AM EST --
Feb 12 1554
The sixteen year old Lady Jane Grey, puppet Queen of England for nine days, beheaded in the Tower of London. Questions arose as to where to bury this semi-queen, until it was decided . . .
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February 13, 2008 08:49 AM EST --
Feb 13 1837
Riot in New York over high price of flour
Feb 13 1886
Painter Thomas Eakins resigns from Philadelphia Academy of Art after controversial over use of male nudes . . .
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February 14, 2008 08:15 AM EST --
Feb 14 In early History becoming the first Saint Valentine's Day
The eve of the Roman feast of Lupercalia. Naked youths would run through Rome, anointed with the blood of . . .
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December 22, 2007 09:27 PM EST --
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director :
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said . . .
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January 09, 2008 01:42 AM EST --
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and . . .
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January 14, 2008 10:31 AM EST --
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I . . .
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January 18, 2008 08:43 AM EST --
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man . . .
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